Hairdresser by Christopher T. Dabrowski

Hairdresser

 Andy found a strange ad:

'I am a miraculous hairdresser, the specialist of specialists! Once and for all I will solve your problem of unruly hair! You think there is no hope, that you are condemned to the mess on your head? Not! I will prove you wrong. Satisfaction guaranteed!'

Andrzej touched the tangle which he'd never been able to comb.

Maybe I should give it a try, what do I have to lose?

***

The hairdresser told him to kneel and support his forehead on the countertop.

'This is a new method, somewhat unusual, but effective! Just close your eyes and we are ready to go'.

Andy obediently closed his eyes and heard a swish.

He opened his eyes. The world was spinning...

His head was rolling on the floor.

'Shortcut!', a delighted hairdresser. 'Problem solved!'